Heading out to case the promise land

Hey, you know what is not admirable? Kneeing a player in the back because you think you'll get away with it; lying about what happened because you think you'll get away with it; and then admitting you were lying about doing the thing you thought you wouldn't get caught for because you got caught in the lie.

John Terry is, of course, still very heroic and an embodiment of all that is good in sport.